THE NAUGHTY LIST

’Twas weeks before Christmas, the shop in full grind, Santa needed a blowout to quiet his mind. So GoodTimes and Santa, to a Tiny Rager dive, Pre-gaming in Bentonville for SantaCon ’25. Frosty’s always dripping, pulling baddies on the spot, Leaving puddles of charisma everywhere he’s not. Scrooge is slinging Fireball Fury’s, feeling kind of hot, While elves yell “Drop it like it’s hot!” (which Frosty likes not). Rudolph’s nose isn’t the only thing starting to glow, And Santa’s fist-pumping like he’s stealing the show. Shouting “SLAYING!” so loud it’s a flex and a twist— This isn’t a winter wonderland… it’s a Bentonville Blizzard Naughty List.